May 2012
2 posts
Hey Mr. President?
thecallus:
Here’s a fat check for your campaign.
April 2012
1 post
March 2012
2 posts
A glmps of this moment
February 2012
1 post
January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
1 post
“I really hope people keep buying it a lot, so I can have shitloads of money, but...”
– Louis CK
November 2011
4 posts
I hate most people and well liquor. Put that on my... →
talesfromthecrypt
hotblondecocktail:
The next time you’re at F21 and think ‘Yeah I totally need this crushed velvet cropped fringe cardigan’ you are very wrong and you won’t get a refund so when you are at the register and they ask if you’re familiar with their return policy and you mumble yeahyeah while you dig through your purse full of gum wrappers assuming its the same as all the other stores in the world...
October 2011
11 posts
Google Maps: Every place mentioned in any Mountain... →
synecdoche:
this is still one of my favorite things on the entire internet.
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“By its end, most people would agree, the 20th century was an American century....”
– Mitt Romney’s unimaginative blueprint for America’s foreign policy will hardly set the world on fire. And that may be a good thing: you do not want an American foreign policy that sets the world on fire. All the same, there are two jarring aspects to Mr Romney’s caution. (via theeconomist)
“Here’s my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can’t fake are...”
– jPod, Douglas Coupland (via warmgun)
“Cathy said it was like you’re in a store and a friend drives up to the...”
– Life After God, Douglas Coupland
4 tags
“We don’t believe in the kind of smallness that says it’s okay for a stage full...”
– Barack Obama (via drinkyourjuice)
September 2011
7 posts
1 tag
I FEEL LIKE I'M STUCK IN STAND BY ME
“When I interviewed Chan over the telephone in 2005 for a small piece in Spin...”
– Elizabeth Goodman, Cat Power: A Good Woman
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1 tag
“When you woke up this morning, did you say to yourself, “Today I’m gonna talk,”...”
– Andy “Brink” Brinker (via disneychanneloriginalmovies)
August 2011
5 posts
You’ve got RED on you… | The Red Statements →
2 tags
“you spend your evenings drinking yourself into a stupor because it’s the only...”
– Should You Panic? (via synecdoche)
The Mountain Goats - Half Dead
July 2011
3 posts
“JB Smoove, who plays David’s perpetual houseguest, Leon - perhaps the...”
– The Neurotic Zen of Larry David, Rolling Stone
All I’m saying is that when Ocean Avenue came out,... →
June 2011
2 posts
Here's the mediafire zip for Suburbia I've Given... →
May 2011
4 posts
7 Things Designers Can Learn From Stand-Up Comics →
Further Seems Forever - The Sound
things i am going to deal with tomorrow
everything
April 2011
4 posts
1 tag
Hi, My Name is Kia.: On ugly babies and Facebook →
kiamatthews:
Some of the babies on my news feed… those kids are struggling. And I get it, the birth process is mad traumatic. Lots of babies start out pretty busted and eventually get on the cute train but man… ugly babies. I swear. I will be SO MAD if my kid is not Mobile Upload worthy.
The Mountain Goats - This Year
“When you’re growing up in a nondescript, soulless, boring town, you’ve been...”
– Patton Oswalt (via synecdoche)
“Remember when you were a kid and you saw adults as all-knowing authority figures...”
– 5 Things They Never Told Us
March 2011
8 posts
“It says in Ecclesiastes: ‘He that increaseth knowledge increaseth...”
– How I Became Stupid