“ I really hope people keep buying it a lot, so I can have shitloads of money, but at this point I think we can safely say that the experiment really worked. If anybody stole it, it wasn’t many of you. Pretty much everybody bought it. And so now we all get to know that about people and stuff. ”
The next time you’re at F21 and think ‘Yeah I totally need this crushed velvet cropped fringe cardigan’ you are very wrong and you won’t get a refund so when you are at the register and they ask if you’re familiar with their return policy and you mumble yeahyeah while you dig through your purse full of gum wrappers assuming its the same as all the other stores in the world you would be wrong again. That would make you wrong twice in a row.
Google Maps: Every place mentioned in any Mountain Goats song.
this is still one of my favorite things on the entire internet.
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