things i will never do pt 1
- have a picture of myself as the background on my phone
- research in the amazon
Petey is a DJ and Petey thinks that's cool. Petey lives in Rhode Island. There is no instance whatsoever in which a DJ in Rhode Island can be cool. Not in the hipster-flecked corners of Thayer Street, not in the seedy discotheques of Portsmouth, not in the khaki'd enclaves of Newport. If Candace Cameron had come to Little Compton, RI one day in 1990, that might have constituted a cool DJ in Rhode Island, but probably not.
“(Absolutely) Story of a Girl” by Nine Days was on the radio when I was driving home tonight. Unfortunately I turned it on just in time to hear the DJ refuse to tell us his “dark secret” involving that song. Frankly, who doesn’t have a dark secret involving that song? It’s the “Hey There, Delilah” of Generation Whatever We Are.
December 3, 2009
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It really is the business.
wait. this is actually a thing? you can buy?
does it work? where do you get it?
walgreens, six bones, works wonders.
who knew everyone love the 25th hour so much?
if you cannot meet those requirements you must
be willing to pay me.
requirements for asking me a favor
1 know my middle name
2 know the names of my siblings
3 have one of my favorite beers currently in your fridge
4 not be a randomo
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